
Last night at dinner with the twins:
Boy Twin: "What do I want? I want you to die, that's what I want!"
Girl Twin: "I don't want you to die. I want you to die slowly and in pain."
Several months ago, when she was driving him nuts again:
Boy Twin: "You crazy little thing!"
Girl Twin: "You're the one with the little thing."
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They say having kids adds 20 yrs to your life. Relish it, man. :)
This is hilarious. Thank you for sharing it. As an identical twin, I can ALWAYS appreciate twin humor!
They say having kids adds 20 yrs to your life.
They might just mean that having kids makes your life seem 20 years longer... ;-)
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