19 February 2010

He Said She Said


Last night at dinner with the twins:

Boy Twin: "What do I want? I want you to die, that's what I want!"

Girl Twin: "I don't want you to die. I want you to die slowly and in pain."

Several months ago, when she was driving him nuts again:

Boy Twin: "You crazy little thing!"

Girl Twin: "You're the one with the little thing."

3 comments:

Other Species said...

They say having kids adds 20 yrs to your life. Relish it, man. :)

me said...

This is hilarious. Thank you for sharing it. As an identical twin, I can ALWAYS appreciate twin humor!

Scott said...

They say having kids adds 20 yrs to your life.

They might just mean that having kids makes your life seem 20 years longer... ;-)