24 June 2009

Conference Hymn Verse Two

My source has dug up the second verse of the hymn below, which will be premiered at the upcoming NeverWeaned International Conference and sung to the tune of Welcome Welcome Sabbath Morning. He's looking for the rest. Here's verse two:

Here we preach self-flagellation
Here we mourn our perverse ways
Hear our self-congratulation
As we suffer through our days.

From the books of reparation
We are promised we can change
We'll endure lifelong sedation
We must all be re-arranged.

Victim victim, Mormon gay guy
Hear our pity party song
We can pray away the gay, guy,
If we keep this up lifelong.

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